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Samuel L. Jackson
Go the F--k to Sleep
Go the F--k to Sleep
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ooh-mister-harkness:

nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

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imjustnotoriginalokay:

cake-powered-flux-capacitor:

this-is-blasphemy:

somakeehl:

tavros-hot-butt:

littlemissplainjane:

farcryforleopard:

caderyan:

iliketrainsandbowie:

true story.

This.1,000,000 times this.


I’ve never seen this before. Are they fucking serious? THE AUDACITY. 
ITS THE FUCKING BEATLES.
Beatles > everything and everyone > boy band

I….want to kill them.

wOW RAGE

I don’t even like the Beatles that much, but this is blasphemy. :U

BLASPHEMY.

Aaaand there goes my sanity…


alright, everyone with melodramatics. calm the fuck down. jesus fucking christ.

imjustnotoriginalokay:

cake-powered-flux-capacitor:

this-is-blasphemy:

somakeehl:

tavros-hot-butt:

littlemissplainjane:

farcryforleopard:

caderyan:

iliketrainsandbowie:

true story.

This.1,000,000 times this.

I’ve never seen this before. Are they fucking serious? THE AUDACITY. 

ITS THE FUCKING BEATLES.

Beatles > everything and everyone > boy band

I….want to kill them.

wOW RAGE

I don’t even like the Beatles that much, but this is blasphemy. :U

BLASPHEMY.

Aaaand there goes my sanity…

alright, everyone with melodramatics. calm the fuck down. jesus fucking christ.

(via car-crashhearts)